This is George Bush’s accountability moment. That’s why I’m here. The mainstream media aren’t holding him accountable. Neither is Congress. So I’m not leaving Crawford until he’s held accountable. - Cindy Sheehan

There are things worth fighting for. And there are even some worth dying for. But Iraq is not one of them. - James Moore

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Sunday, July 31, 2005

Simple temperature converter

To convert cricket chirps to degrees Fahrenheit, count number of chirps in 14 seconds then add 40 to get temperature.
Example: 30 chirps + 40 = 70° F

To convert cricket chirps to degrees Celsius, count number of chirps in 25 seconds, divide by 3, then add 4 to get temperature. Example: 48 chirps /(divided by) 3 + 4 = 20° C

Wonder if there is a corollary based on counting the number of lies from BushCo.........


Blogger Gordon said...

I'm a little hard of hearing. Every time I get close enough to count the chirps, they dummy up. I have been reduced to calculating the temperature by looking at a thermometer.

11:44 AM  
Blogger via said...

As I get older, I don't find that I am losing my hearing as much as I am gaining hearing.......stuff I don't WANT to hear, like voices in my head...

No, seriously, I hear a hiss or static or something, that actually sounds a bit like crickets.

12:01 PM  

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