Threat Level Severe
posted by via at 1:10 AM
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
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- Name: via
- Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, United States
White smoke billowed from the house yesterday at dusk, joyfully announced Sister Tigris Torti and Brother Jeff Tabby, signaling the election of John Roland I. as Bishop of the Church of the Front Porch (or was that dinner burning?) The special evening session, held when Brother Johnny finally got home from work, was attended by only the Tulsa Brethren and Cistern. Your absence has been duly noted. A special toast was given at the Chapel of the Back Porch while the sprinklers were being set up. The Airedales romped. Poop was scooped. Goodness and Mercy abounded. The traditional post-election hymn was sung: Praise the Lager and Pass the Peanuts! Your devoted Sister in Jesus Christ this mosquito bite itches! Via
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4 Comments:
Love it.
Really like the skull at the top. Nice touch.
Oh lawd, Via, you're the best and one of my new heros. Blessed be the truth tellers. :)
And you and Eddie are the tops.
via
Yes, it's good, but it'd be more official if it was the "Prairie Chapel Ranch Security Advisory System."
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