This is George Bush’s accountability moment. That’s why I’m here. The mainstream media aren’t holding him accountable. Neither is Congress. So I’m not leaving Crawford until he’s held accountable. - Cindy Sheehan

There are things worth fighting for. And there are even some worth dying for. But Iraq is not one of them. - James Moore

      
Marriage is love.

Friday, August 19, 2005

Update your dictionaries

Thank you to The Poor Man Cafe

rac·ism n.Disagreeing with or disliking Michelle Malkin

sex·ism n.Disagreeing with or disliking Michelle Malkin

ho·mo·pho·bi·a n.1. Making fun of Jeff Gannon2. Making fun of The Claremont Institute’s John Hindraker’s gay-porny nom de keyboard3. Disagreeing with Andrew Sullivan when Andrew Sullivan is agreeing with Bush

an·ti-Sem·i·tism n.1. Disagreeing with Dick Cheney.2. Believing that there is a such thing as a neoconservative.3. Being a Democrat.

the troops in the field n. My belief that I am much more intelligent and credible than available evidence would suggest: your criticism of my ever-shifting, impossible-to-pin-down rationale for invading Iraq is undermining the troops in the field.

The Left n.1. You.2. Jane Fonda and Noam Chomsky.3. Everybody less conservative than me and all Democrats except Zell Miller.4. Everybody less conservative than me and all Democrats except Zell Miller and present company.5. Nobody, really.6. Everybody I hate.7. A quantum superposition of the above definitions.

ter·ror·ists n.1. Those that engage in acts or an act of terrorism.2. The Left


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