This is George Bush’s accountability moment. That’s why I’m here. The mainstream media aren’t holding him accountable. Neither is Congress. So I’m not leaving Crawford until he’s held accountable. - Cindy Sheehan

There are things worth fighting for. And there are even some worth dying for. But Iraq is not one of them. - James Moore

      
Marriage is love.

Friday, October 28, 2005

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER!

This is a poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush,arranged for "aesthetic" purposes, by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson.

A testament to literacy in the age of Every Child Left Behind!


I think we all agree,the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

(PLEASE pass this on. Help cure Mad Cowboy Disease)

4 Comments:

Blogger Tina said...

Sweet Jesus... Mad King George is mad... The quotes would be funnier IF it weren't true that the most powerful man in the entire world actually said them. Please refer to your "Reservoir Dogs" post to see what should really happen to this insane criminal.

12:18 PM  
Blogger Grandpa Eddie said...

And to think that this mental midgit, this brainless baboon, this incompetent idiot, actually was able to get elected.

Even with a stolen election there is no way that this fool should have gotten in the first time.

5:32 PM  
Blogger Glen said...

And, like mad cow, there is only one cure for Mad Cowboy Disease...

More than that, I daren't say.

6:59 AM  
Blogger SheaNC said...

This is the best and brightest the republican party had to offer as their front man. Geez. No wonder they've had to resort to vote fraud for the last two elections.

10:49 AM  

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